Monica's (my colleague) drawing skills
- Monica: *drawing*
- Me: What are you drawing?
- Monica: Trying to draw some waves..
- Me: OK..
- Monica: These don't look like waves -- I can't draw.
- Me: What are you talking about!? You drew such an awesome flower the other day!
- Monica: YEAH! That was a FLOWER! I'm a GIRL! That's what WE are supposed to do! We practice drawing flowers from the day we are BORN!
- Me: ???
The Attitude I get at the Gym
- Me: I can't do this!!! These weights are way to heavy!!!
- Trainer: Do you feel any pain?
- Me: YES!!!
- Trainer: Good. That pain is called SUCCESS!! Now do you want to be POOR!?!
- Me: Your metaphors suck! Do you know that!?
- Trainer: Your not paying me for metaphors...OK, STOP! How do you feel?
- Me: Good!
- Trainer: Your welcome... ;)
- Me: Unbelievable...
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